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[(2003)Bar Fight!]

hehe pretty amusing...

Nice claymation. Just too bad the characters look kinda crappy. 4/5

Knox responds:

yeee haaaa..sorry

[Bananabeard]

everything what involes clocks is gay...

This one is SLIGHTLY better than the average clockmovie... but still quite annoying. The sound.. ugh...
The stupid objects with clocks as faces... Good think you are mocking their stupidity..
2/5

[A Run Through Iraq]

amazing...

Normally I'm anti-osama-&-Co-shit... But this was wellmade and quite funny... I'll give you a 4/5

[Magic Is Real]

was (kinda) wellmade...

But the sound at the end.. plz cut that. And add sound DURING the movie... 3/5

[The Return of Ganondorf]

too bad you don't use shadows

and the ganondorf-room was a bit dull too.
Those are the only two things that could have been done better... The rest is just great. 5/5

(btw, I printed the characters and they look very nice)

[Samurai Jack]

decent it is

very decent. I'm sure if you'll make a long movie, it will come in the top 50. 5/5

[Love didn't work]

easy

don't use sticks

[Tobacco]

stick sucks balls

like the crappy voices of clockmovies... the idea was there, and it looked pretty fluently... but then again, it was only stick combined with clock. I'll give you a... hmm 3/5

Tyler-Legrand responds:

What the hell did this movie have to do with clocks? I never even thought of clockmovies. If the voices are related to clockmovies, then just most flash movies created are related to clockmovies.

And what do you mean "only sticks"? There are so many great stick movies, like Xiao Xiao, Joe Zombie, The Project, and especially Johnny Rocketfingers. You're saying there should never be stick movies on newgrounds?! Huh! Nice try, Hitler. You Nazi boy, you.

Thank you for your review.

[dueling dudes]

the two worst things on ng vs eachother...

Meh, the movie was ok. I've seen a lot worse... but it was very far from great either. At some points you just seem to feel like not using sound fx. The backgrounds were terrible too.. sometimes you took a picture and sometimes you used radialcrap.
Best thing that could happen: clocks and sticks whiping out eachother

[The Sphere - Part 2]

unstick =

uncrap