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[Go Play Outside!]

wow that was bad

and it got a 2,90 or what ever... except for the music, everything sucked deeply. The drawings, the story.. god man.. what were you thinking? 'letse make one of the ugliest & dumbest movies ever'.
0/5

robototron responds:

"sucked deeply"

HAHAHAHA! That's a good way to put it!

You asked what I was thinking. OK, here goes: I was thinking about setting up a really contrived, predictable "touching" story about a fat kid who is drawing, and his father kicks him out of the house. But then the dad realizes that the drawing was for him. And then I decided instead of continuing down that path, I'd have the fat kid tell the dad to eat some dicks, and then the dad would make fun of his son for being fat.

But you probably knew that already from watching it, huh?

[Zomborg Apocalypse - 006]

highly impressed

bit short though. maybe reveal a bit more of the story next time? and I think you should consider voice-actors.
5/5

SPLANKGY responds:

i've kinda already commited to not using voice actors for this one, but thanks!

[At Home With The Sims]

meh meh

the graphics weren't too well... should have deleted the lines... or the ends of it anyways but yeah yeah. I enjoyed watching this so... (but the monkeys were gay)
3/5

Confuzzled responds:

yes the monkeys did look kinda...well...'dirty'....I disdnt notice still later, they WERE just danceing...really!

[The End of a Flash]

why so little reviews?

Nice music... good effects. Guess what I'm going to say next? 'too short'
Next time, do something more... let him... or rather, it, suffer a little longer
3/5

davestudio responds:

Thanks a lot for voting!! :))

[Tribute to Webcomics]

I think...

I think I hate patriotic americans... Myes... I do... Anyways, it didn't look crappy and the sound was pretty good... though it was very dull and the point was very gay.
3/5

Van-Douchebag responds:

Do you hate Canadians with facial hair who like to laugh at Bush? If you do I'll just die...

[Whitmore the Toad Pirate2]

Hahaha

Quite funny. Nice to see a collection of these shorts. Can't wait for the next episodes.
4/5

EdibleCastle responds:

yep 3 more episodes and thats it for whitmore

[South Park 502 Part 1]

I'm in such a struggle...

I adore southpark, though I loath everything with clocks... I'll just ignore the intro for yours sake and declare you my new hero... Very great job on making this movie. Looked a lot like the real southpark. Can't wait to see more.
4/5

carmelhadinosaur responds:

Thanks!
The next one wont include my very original and stupid idea of the theme with StrawberryClock (although it was very fun to make :))

[Save our souls trailer]

just another clockmovie...

maybe you should try to make something realistic. or at least something original. no, I didn't enjoy watching this one. like my reviewtitle, just another clockmovie...
2/5

TobaccoClock responds:

hmmm your stuff isnt exactly my cup of tea 0/5

[Could Have Been Worse 2]

crap

score: +3.00 wtf? the sound was unoriginal. the graphics were very poor. not even backgrounds. no sound fx. good thing: framerate
1/5

DJRunaway responds:

Ehum, mister... Clay Fight...Let's take alook at your name...Talking about unoriginal..And I find it very abusing that you call ParagonX9, master of Drum and Base unoriginal. Sound FX left on purpose, just like the BG. I made sound FX at first, but that got really...chaotic :P So ClayFight, the one that is from Belgium... Your movies are unoriginal... Please, let's continue this offence war, lemme review your crap :)

[Just Another Psycho]

wow

very nice... though I doubt it will help keeping peace at highschools.
masterly flash, hope to see more.
5/5

Evil-Dog responds:

haha i hope there's no chainsawing in schools then they come and blame me hahaha :P
I sure won't have the nobel price of peace with this.